Husband (H): “Hello?”
Wife (W): “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H: “Yes.”
W: “Great! I’m at the mall, just two blocks from you. I saw this absolutely gorgeous mink coat. Can I buy it?”
H: “How much is it?”
W: “Only $1,500.”
H: “If you like it that much, go ahead and get it.”
W: “Ah, thank you! Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership…”
H: (suspicious) “Oh? What for?”
W: “They have that new model I’ve been eyeing — the one that’s fully electric and super sleek. They offered a great deal — only $85,000!”
H: “WHAT?! Eighty-five what?!”
W: “But it’s fully loaded, honey. Heated seats, self-driving mode, the works!”
H: (after a long pause) “Fine. If you really love it, go ahead. But make sure it’s in silver.”
W: “Perfect! You’re the best, sweetheart. Oh — and I almost forgot. The house we looked at last week — it’s on the market again. The one with the big backyard and pool?”
H: “No… no way. How much?”
W: “They lowered it to $950,000.”
H: “Alright, but don’t go over that price!”
W: “Got it! You’re amazing. See you soon, honey!” click
At that moment, the husband looked around the club and shouted,
“Does anyone know whose phone this is?!”
😂
