{"id":10100,"date":"2026-04-23T23:15:51","date_gmt":"2026-04-23T23:15:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/?p=10100"},"modified":"2026-04-23T23:15:52","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T23:15:52","slug":"one-day-an-old-lady-went-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/?p=10100","title":{"rendered":"One day an old lady went to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor said, \u201cYou probably have the crabs\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo\u201d she said, \u201cI am an eighty year old virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, \u201cDoctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Don\u2019t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor said, Jump on the table and let\u2019s have a look.\u201d \u201cAfter examining the doctor proclaimed, \u201cMa\u2019am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/realtimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/signal-2026-01-09-024205-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7478\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, \u201cYou&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10100"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10101,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10100\/revisions\/10101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/damaalnews.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}